A preview of the Dazzler's return (sans star crotch)! Her self-titled one-shot is due 5/26/10!
Dazzler #1 Preview
She's such the metaphor for the early coming out experience! Observed so far:
1) Typecast as "too mutant"
2) Typecast as "toxic" for the family-friendly Nickelodeon demo.
3) Roofied at a bar! And by a d-bag reject from Ed Hardy, no less!
4) Forced to perform without a voice. So "H8" campaign!
5) Glittery disco balls and wristbands!
6) Self-deprecating humor via reference to Perez Hilton
7) A jealous sibling who thinks she should be entitled to more for simply being straight (yet is SO unfortunate looking and un-fun)
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Saturday, May 15, 2010
Preview of DAZZLER #1 by McCann/Andrasofszky
Thursday, October 15, 2009
Dazzler Marketing Tie-In of Yesteryear!
That's not a lens flare - General Mills' short-lived Dazzler breakfast cereal had pieces of real disco ball baked into each groovalicious bite. Some concerned parents found this a bit hard to swallow, and the tasty treat was yanked from shelves after only 24 days.
Stupid concerned parents.
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